Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Kids Are Our Future (or a true representation of their parents)

Okay, so I am bound and determined to make this thing popular dammit. (It's going to be like high school all over again, but this time I'll be the cool kid).

I think all small children are cheaters, this makes me quite proud. Because frankly, it is good to see that at least someone in our society cares about what's important... Winning.

All we need to do is get the occupy protesters on board with this idea and then we could have them trying to win against the cops. Or better yet, win against society by getting a job! Either way I look at it, it could end up being fun to watch, and the possibility of either outcome ending in violence is quite high.

Because as Americans, we enjoy violence. We do, hell some genius realized that if two guys were beating the hell out of each other he could charge each person ten bucks and make some serious money, and he laughed... all the way to the bank.

The moral of this story is actually a lot simpler and less random than what I have spewed forth today. If we can get kids to actually care about themselves and want to achieve, instead of all of this Feel-good about yourself crap we are preaching in the schools today then we will have a better tomorrow.

So stop coddling your kids, hand them a pair of scissors and tell them to go run as fast as they can. Darwinism will also take effect here as well, because the smart ones will realize that if you point the pointy end down, then you won't get hurt.

Nutjob out.